Assassination, Explosions, and Clones! Oh my!

I recently finished listening to this podiobook, and I wanted to share my thoughts. But before I jump in, let’s get the “What is a podiobook?” thing out of the way. Podiobooks are audiobooks made available via a podcast feed. More simply, podiobooks are audiobooks available for download online, usually free of charge. They’re the audiobook equivalent to print on demand, in a way.

The book opens with the assassination of the President of the United States by a four year old boy. It’s a powerful scene. The story then shifts to tell the story of seven men, who are all abducted out of their lives by armed men. It’s not until they are all together in one place that it becomes clear that they are, in fact, clones. They’ve been collected together to help track down the person they were cloned from (referred to as John Alpha). Alpha is in some way behind the assassination of the President.

The seven men are the results of an experiment, not only in cloning human bodies, but in memory cloning as well. The scientists at 7th Son have developed a way to take a snapshot of a persons memories, and upload them into another persons mind, wiping it clean. This explains why the seven clones all have the same memories up to a certain point in their lives. As the book progresses we learn of further variations of this technology in use.

I really enjoyed listening to this. The story held my interest, and the author did a good job reading it. He’s obviously not a pro audiobook reader, but I never found his reading distracted from the story in any way. As someone who listens to audiobooks regularly I’m not the hugest fan of the serialized podcast audiobook, but thanks to Podiobooks.com I was able to subscribe to the book from the beginning and wait until it was complete before starting listening.

My only complaint is that although it’s obvious from the Book 1 in the title that the story is not complete, I expected a bit more of a solid ending to this “book”. But the first 19 chapters Book 2 are already available, and I’m excited to start listening to it soon. If any of this sounds even vaguely interesting, I recommend you give it a try. It’s free, so what do you have to loose? Still on the fence? Give this promo a listen.

I recently finished listening to this podiobook, and I wanted to share my thoughts. But before I jump in, let’s get the “What is a podiobook?” thing out of the way. Podiobooks are audiobooks made available via a podcast feed. More simply, podiobooks are audiobooks available for download online, usually free of charge. They’re the audiobook equivalent to print on demand, in a way.

The book opens with the assassination of the President of the United States by a four year old boy. It’s a powerful scene. The story then shifts to tell the story of seven men, who are all abducted out of their lives by armed men. It’s not until they are all together in one place that it becomes clear that they are, in fact, clones. They’ve been collected together to help track down the person they were cloned from (referred to as John Alpha). Alpha is in some way behind the assassination of the President.

The seven men are the results of an experiment, not only in cloning human bodies, but in memory cloning as well. The scientists at 7th Son have developed a way to take a snapshot of a persons memories, and upload them into another persons mind, wiping it clean. This explains why the seven clones all have the same memories up to a certain point in their lives. As the book progresses we learn of further variations of this technology in use.

I really enjoyed listening to this. The story held my interest, and the author did a good job reading it. He’s obviously not a pro audiobook reader, but I never found his reading distracted from the story in any way. As someone who listens to audiobooks regularly I’m not the hugest fan of the serialized podcast audiobook, but thanks to Podiobooks.com I was able to subscribe to the book from the beginning and wait until it was complete before starting listening.

My only complaint is that although it’s obvious from the Book 1 in the title that the story is not complete, I expected a bit more of a solid ending to this “book”. But the first 19 chapters Book 2 are already available, and I’m excited to start listening to it soon. If any of this sounds even vaguely interesting, I recommend you give it a try. It’s free, so what do you have to loose? Still on the fence? Give this promo a listen.

Review: Appleseed (2004)

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I read the Appleseed manga in the early 90’s and loved them. I don’t remember them too well now, but I knew I wanted to see this movie as soon as I heard it was being made. Then I saw the trailer. Wow. This is not your run of the mill anime. It’s completely CGI. Not “Toy Story” CGI. The backgrounds are fairly realistic looking, and the characters are cell shaded, CGI that is rendered to look like hand drawn cell animation.

The movie is visually stunning. It took a bit to adjust to the style of animation, but once I just accepted it, I was blown off the couch. It has a sense of realism, while retaining it’s anime and manga roots. The fight scenes are beautifully choreographed. The chase scenes are as intense as anything I’ve seed out of Hollywood. It was like the first time I saw Akira, only more so.

I watched film with it’s Japanese DTS Surround soundtrack and English subtitles (not a dub fan). This movie is loud when it wants to be. Shake the house loud. I recognized a few of the Japanese voice actors, but not well enough to put names to them. The music was good, if a bit overbearing in a few places. The DTS sound mix was every bit as breathtaking as the visuals. I felt I was in the room with the characters more then once. When someone walks off screen, and their next line of dialog comes from behind you it’s just something else.

I can hear you asking, how was the story then? It’s a great story. In a future where the world is locked in an endless war with nobody left in charge, a utopian city exists. Half the population of this city is made up of artificial humans, controlled and monitored by a supercomputer, which makes it’s decisions by debating a group of elderly scientist/philosophers. These bioroids are intended to keep the humans in the city from fighting one another. They look just like people, and act just like people, but they don’t have access to their full emotions. Their reproductive systems are non-active, to keep them in check, and as a result they need to have regular life extensions to keep them going. But, all is not well in this would be utopia. There is racial hatred of this new group of pseudo humans. A terrorist attack on the life renewal center throws everything into jeopardy.

The delivery of the story is less great. There’s just too much going on to condense into an hour and forty minutes. As great as the action scenes were, I feel that spreading out the revelations (most of which are delivered via dialog exposition) are a bit of a let down. The big problem is that most of them happen right on top of each other, not allowing them the time they need to sink in. One of the two main characters is a human rebuilt in a robot body, and there’s some great conflict there, but it never fully develops. Everything just happens too fast.

In the end, I really recommend the film. Even if you don’t like anime, but do like animation in general, you should see this film. It’s something different. I only wish they would have given the story more time to grow.

My rating: 3 out of 5

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I read the Appleseed manga in the early 90’s and loved them. I don’t remember them too well now, but I knew I wanted to see this movie as soon as I heard it was being made. Then I saw the trailer. Wow. This is not your run of the mill anime. It’s completely CGI. Not “Toy Story” CGI. The backgrounds are fairly realistic looking, and the characters are cell shaded, CGI that is rendered to look like hand drawn cell animation.

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The End of an Era

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After the last book I read, I needed to read something a bit… shorter. This just so happened to show up at my door at just the right time. I have (almost) all of the BBC Doctor Who novels, but I haven’t read most of them. I hope to some day, but it’s mainly a collection at this point.

This one I really wanted to read, for a number of reasons. This book is the end of the block of continuity that started back in August 2000 with The Burning, where the Doctor has lost all of his past memories; I’ve had a renewed interest in Doctor Who due to the show finally coming back to BBC TV (warning, link contains spoilers for the 2005 season of Doctor Who); the book was supposed to make sense to people who have never read any of the 100s of previews Doctor Who novels; most importantly, for me, it was written by Lance Parkin.

The book, while not exactly what I expected, made good on it’s promises. It tied up the continuity from the ongoing book series in such a way that it can lead into the new TV series, without explicitly going there (or even starting down that path). In fact, that part of the book, while fascinating, is almost regulated to the sidelines of a rip roaring adventure.

Another Time Lord, Marnal, trapped on earth discovers that Gallifrey has been destroyed, and that the Doctor was responsible. He sets a trap for the Doctor, with the intent of making him pay for his crimes against their people. Marnal is a bit disheartened to find the Doctor has no idea what he is talking about, although he doesn’t quite believe it. The Doctor ends up finding out what happened to his memories, and why.

While the Doctor is occupied with that, the earth is overrun by the Vore, an insectoid alien race that jumps through disturbances in space-time, and seems to be intent on whiping out the population of earth.

The Vore are a great alien threat, because they are so alien. No one can communicate with them, they seem to have no idividual thoughts, and nobody can figure out what it is they are trying to do, or why. They just merrily go about decimating the population and move on to the next place. People are forced to move on and try to cope with death on a scale they can not even comprehend. They are unfathomable while being logicaly insect like.

I can’t really say much more about the plot without ruining it. Although some of the characters ment little to me, because they were obviously long time companions of the Doctor in books I did not read, by the end I really cared about them. There’s some great stuff in here, like when the Doctor first encounters a Vore:

The Doctor looked it up and down. ‘So you’re a Vore? I’ve heaerd the expression “time flies”, I’ve never actually met one before. Hello.’

Like all of Mr. Parkin’s books that I’ve read so far, the writing is top notch. There are lines in the book that refer to some aspect of fandom, or the series history outside of the fiction, but they are presented as part of the story. They’re like in-jokes, only more complex, and they never seem forced or out of place. There are comments that state what I believe to be the authors take on continuity (Doctor Who has spanned Television, comics, books, audio dramas, and more in it’s over forty year history). None of this ever detracts from the story in the slightest.

If you’re a Doctor Who fan at all, and especially and Eighth Doctor fan, I highly recommend you give this one a read.

My rating: 4 out of 5

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After the last book I read, I needed to read something a bit… shorter. This just so happened to show up at my door at just the right time. I have (almost) all of the BBC Doctor Who novels, but I haven’t read most of them. I hope to some day, but it’s mainly a collection at this point.

This one I really wanted to read, for a number of reasons. This book is the end of the block of continuity that started back in August 2000 with The Burning, where the Doctor has lost all of his past memories; I’ve had a renewed interest in Doctor Who due to the show finally coming back to BBC TV (warning, link contains spoilers for the 2005 season of Doctor Who); the book was supposed to make sense to people who have never read any of the 100s of previews Doctor Who novels; most importantly, for me, it was written by Lance Parkin.

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Scary Clown Stories

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I’ve been planning to read this book for years. In fact I did start reading it once back it Junior High, but it was on loan, and I had to give it back before I got to far. This was my only exposure to Stephen King’s writing until I listened to The Green Mile as it was serialized (yes, it was serialized on audio as well). Since then, I’ve read and listened to a lot of King’s work, and I finally found the time to get to It. I’m not going to do this work justice in such a short space, but I’ve collected some of my thoughts here. I’ve been failing to write reviews of things as I read them, so I’m going to try this to see how it goes.

The terror, which would not end for another twenty-eight years-if it ever did end-began, so far as I know or can tell, with a boat made from a sheet of newspaper floating down a gutter swollen with rain.

This, the opening sentence, sets things up quite nicely. The story, which carries on for over 1100 pages, switches back and forth between the present (1985) and the summer of 1958. The device is well used. The characters in the present slowly begin to remember that summer as the events are presented to the reader. I was skeptical of how well this would work at first. I mean, how much suspense and terror can there be in the tales of 1958 if we already know who survives to 1985? Well, a whole hell of a lot.

There’s something wrong in the town of Derry, Maine. In 1958 there are a series of horrific, unexplained child murders and disappearances. Seven children, who dub themselves The Losers Club, unite to defeat It, the creature they know to be responsible. The creature takes many forms, most taken from the mind of It’s victims. The most universal form is that of Pennywise, a demonic clown. Twenty-eight years later, as adults, the Losers have forgotten what it was that they did that summer. All but one of them, who calls them all back when it starts happening again.

King does an amazing job capturing the mindset of these children. The Losers know there are terrible, horrible things going on, but they are able to go about their normal lives is spite of it. It seems odd, but I can remember similar situations when I was a child (nothing so extreme, mind you). When your a kid, having fun is serious business, and you really have to keep at it no matter what else is going on, but at the same time children do have the ability to be far more serious then they are ever given credit for.

There are a lot of great bits where strange, creepy, terrifying things happen, but for me King’s books are always about the characters, and how they deal with the disturbing situations. One of the creepiest things, to me, was the fact that almost all of the Losers were being abused in some way. It’s not out in the open in all cases, and in some it remained very subtle, but as the book progresses, there is a very real world horror underlying the supernatural. Perhaps that’s part of why these kids were able to stand up to It.

For such a long book, parts of it seemed to fly by. Sure there were sections that seemed to have little impact on the story one way or another, but none of them were boring. Were they necessary? No. Would I have liked the book so much without them? No way.

The overall story seems to have some of it’s roots in Lovecraft’s cosmic horror work. If you need everything to be tied up neat and tidy, this book might not be for you. That’s not to say things aren’t explained, but the explanations aren’t all that important to the story, really. The characters are what matter, and they shine here. To me, the real story is about childhood and growing up. How people change, and what they loose in the process without even knowing it.

My rating: 5 out of 5

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I’ve been planning to read this book for years. In fact I did start reading it once back it Junior High, but it was on loan, and I had to give it back before I got to far. This was my only exposure to Stephen King’s writing until I listened to The Green Mile as it was serialized (yes, it was serialized on audio as well). Since then, I’ve read and listened to a lot of King’s work, and I finally found the time to get to It. I’m not going to do this work justice in such a short space, but I’ve collected some of my thoughts here. I’ve been failing to write reviews of things as I read them, so I’m going to try this to see how it goes.

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Stranger Than Life

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My friend Dursin has been recommending Terry Moore’s Strangers in Paradise for quite some time now (not nearly as long as I’ve been trying to get him to read Cerebus, but that’s a different story). I figured I’d eventually give it a try, but the large number of slim collected volumes was keeping me from taking the plunge. Now I have no excuse. I’m a sucker for a large collected comic volume at a decent price, so when I saw this nice thick volume I knew I had to give it a try.

The first volume of the Pocket Book Collection is nearly 350 pages and contains the original three issue run of Strangers in Paradise and the first thirteen issues of Strangers in Paradise Volume II. The issues are presented in a slightly reduced form that’s somewhere between the standard comic book size and the ever more common manga/digest size. The artwork and lettering doesn’t appear to suffer from the reduction.

The story opens with what must be one of the defining moments in the life of Francine Peters, one of the main characters. During a high school play Francine has a major wardrobe malfunction. The story jumps forward a number of years to find Francine in bed with her boyfriend Freddie, while her best friend and roommate, Katina “Katchoo” Choovanski declares war on her alarm clock. Francine and Freddie argue because, even though they sleep together, they’ve never slept together. After Freddie leaves Katchoo comes on to Francine who flips out and leaves. Katchoo tries to brush it off as a joke but it is obvious that there’s more going on.

From there the story covers the degeneration of Freddie and Francine’s relationship, and the length Katchoo will go to protect her friend. Freddie dumps Francine and she takes it very poorly. Katchoo takes this poorly and decides to take it out on Freddie. Along the way Katchoo meets David, who she tells in no uncertain term she has no interest in, but he seems to either not get the hint or he doesn’t care. Hilarity ensues, sort of.

In the second storyline we get deeper into Katchoo’s past, which seems to involve missing mod money. Freddie is getting married. The love triangle between Francine, Katchoo, and David continues to evolve. There’s a lot going on here.

The storylines go to the edge of believability, and come very close to passing into the absurd at times, but the characters are well defined as they take us along on their journey. Just like life, everybody has secrets, and some of them were quite surprising. The artwork is very nice. There is a jump in quality at the start of Volume 2, but it’s pleasant and not at all jarring. The dialog is a cut above the rest, and reminds me why I’m such a fan of the comic medium.

This isn’t a comic genre a read often (I don’t even know of any similar titles), but this is a comic I intend to follow. I can easily see why this series has won so many awards (including the 2003 Inkpot Award for Outstanding Achievement in Comic Arts, a 2002 YALSA/ALA selection for Popular Paperbacks for Young Adults, the GLAAD Media Award for Best Comic Book in 2000, and the 1996 Will Eisner Comic Industry Award for Best Serialized Story). While this first volumes ends in a good spot, it left me wanting more (luckily I have volume 2 handy).

My rating: 4 out of 5

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My friend Dursin has been recommending Terry Moore’s Strangers in Paradise for quite some time now (not nearly as long as I’ve been trying to get him to read Cerebus, but that’s a different story). I figured I’d eventually give it a try, but the large number of slim collected volumes was keeping me from taking the plunge. Now I have no excuse. I’m a sucker for a large collected comic volume at a decent price, so when I saw this nice thick volume I knew I had to give it a try.

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Review: The Walking Dead Vol. 1: Days Gone Bye

You may not know this, but I love a good zombie movie. The kind where the whole world is turning into zombies and small bands of isolated humans try to survive. I love them for the stories. Tales of people cracking under the pressure of seeing everything and everyone they know destroyed before their eyes. Happy stories, where you start to see the line between human and zombie blur. The greatest of these films is probably George Romero’s original Dawn of the Dead. I can’t avoid mentioning the greatness of Shaun of the Dead either, but I’ll save that for later.

The Walking Dead is an attempt to do a long form zombie story. The goal, as stated by writer Robert Kirkman in the introduction, is to keep the story going and not roll credits “as soon as it starts getting good”. Although The Walking Dead is listed as a horror book, it’s not designed to scare you. It’s about the characters, and that’s what makes it work.

The book opens with Officer Rick Grimes being shot in the line of duty. On the next page he wakes up in an empty hospital, having been in a comma for some time. This seemed right out of 28 Days Later (which is great, but is not a zombie movie) but I’m not really sure which was released first. Rick witnesses some zombies, freaks out and heads on home. He finds the house empty. He meets up with a father and son squatting in his neighbors house and they fill him in on what’s been going on. People had been ordered to evacuate to larger cities so they would be centralized for protection. Rick assumes his family will be there and heads on into Atlanta.

Rick finds the city over run with zombies, and is rescued for certain death by a young man who offers to take him back to a camp where he and some other survivors are living. This is where the story really starts going. Rick’s wife and son are at the camp, along with Shane, Rick’s partner. They weren’t able to get into the city, and met up with some others.

There’s a great cast of characters here, all learning to survive together. There is a large amount of tension between Rick and Shane. Rick wants to move away from the city, but Shane insists that the government or the army will come to save. Shane is also in love with Rick’s wife, and neither of them expected Rick to come back.

The artwork by Tony Moore is nicely done in toned black and white. The tones remind me of early Mirage Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, which I always found moody and evocative. Here it fits like a glove. It really helps focus the attention on the story, and not the gore. I don’t think I’d like this book nearly as much as I do if it was in color.

Overall I really enjoyed the first volume. It didn’t start out great, but it got there in the end. My only other complaint is that it moves a bit too fast. I wish there was more time taken to enjoy the character development. I’ve got the second one, and I’ll try to review that soon.

You may not know this, but I love a good zombie movie. The kind where the whole world is turning into zombies and small bands of isolated humans try to survive. I love them for the stories. Tales of people cracking under the pressure of seeing everything and everyone they know destroyed before their eyes. Happy stories, where you start to see the line between human and zombie blur. The greatest of these films is probably George Romero’s original Dawn of the Dead. I can’t avoid mentioning the greatness of Shaun of the Dead either, but I’ll save that for later.

The Walking Dead is an attempt to do a long form zombie story. The goal, as stated by writer Robert Kirkman in the introduction, is to keep the story going and not roll credits “as soon as it starts getting good”. Although The Walking Dead is listed as a horror book, it’s not designed to scare you. It’s about the characters, and that’s what makes it work.

The book opens with Officer Rick Grimes being shot in the line of duty. On the next page he wakes up in an empty hospital, having been in a comma for some time. This seemed right out of 28 Days Later (which is great, but is not a zombie movie) but I’m not really sure which was released first. Rick witnesses some zombies, freaks out and heads on home. He finds the house empty. He meets up with a father and son squatting in his neighbors house and they fill him in on what’s been going on. People had been ordered to evacuate to larger cities so they would be centralized for protection. Rick assumes his family will be there and heads on into Atlanta.

Rick finds the city over run with zombies, and is rescued for certain death by a young man who offers to take him back to a camp where he and some other survivors are living. This is where the story really starts going. Rick’s wife and son are at the camp, along with Shane, Rick’s partner. They weren’t able to get into the city, and met up with some others.

There’s a great cast of characters here, all learning to survive together. There is a large amount of tension between Rick and Shane. Rick wants to move away from the city, but Shane insists that the government or the army will come to save. Shane is also in love with Rick’s wife, and neither of them expected Rick to come back.

The artwork by Tony Moore is nicely done in toned black and white. The tones remind me of early Mirage Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, which I always found moody and evocative. Here it fits like a glove. It really helps focus the attention on the story, and not the gore. I don’t think I’d like this book nearly as much as I do if it was in color.

Overall I really enjoyed the first volume. It didn’t start out great, but it got there in the end. My only other complaint is that it moves a bit too fast. I wish there was more time taken to enjoy the character development. I’ve got the second one, and I’ll try to review that soon.

Movie Review: Happy Accidents (2000)

Happy Accidents
Since we recently purchased a new TiVo, it’s time to watch all the stuff that’s been collecting on the old one. This movie had been sitting there for some time. The Mrs. didn’t seem too interested in this one (The description really didn’t sound too promising), but I insisted that we had seen a clip from it and had both wanted to see it some time back (the scene I remembered was in the movie, so I wasn’t just making it up).

Anyhow, earlier tonight we finally sat down and pressed play. This movie is a little hard to explain. It’s a Dramatic Romantic Comedy with hint of Sci-Fi tossed in.

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