Pink Meth and Crack

Here’s a parody of Dr. Seuss’s “Green Eggs and Ham” I wrote after a twitter discussion with Mur Lafferty.

So this morning I was feeling rather uninspired (which is odd for me in the morning). While I wasn’t doing anything very productive Mur Lafferty tweeted the following:

I replied:

To which she replied:

So I thought about it for a bit. Then inspiration hit, and here’s the result. Disclaimer: This is a work of parody. I’m not endorsing the use of pink meth and crack, or anything of the kind.

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