This is an actual letter that came in the mail today. I’ve reproduced it as accurately as possible.
Hello,
Who was one of the top-selling agents for Cxxxxxxx Bxxxxx Residential Brokerage in Xxxxxx for June??
Who was one of the top-selling agents for Cxxxxxxx Bxxxxx Residential Brokerage in Xxxxxx for June??
Me!
Why was I one of the top-selling agents?? Because… I am really good.
So if you, or someone you know, are looking to buy or sell a home please contact the very best.
Call Cxxxxxxx Bxxxxx Residential Brokerage
So if you, or someone you know, are looking to buy or sell a home please contact the very best.
Call Cxxxxxxx Bxxxxx Residential Brokerage
…and ask for me.
Jxxxxx MxXxxxxxx
xxx-xxx-xxxx
xxx-xxx-xxxx
Boy, I’m convinced!
I LOVE that…
P.S. in Outlook this text box extends over the screen funnily.
I meant Explorer. Stupid news taking my thoughts away.