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Because… I Am Really Good.

This is an actual letter that came in the mail today. I’ve reproduced it as accurately as possible.

Hello,

Who was one of the top-selling agents for Cxxxxxxx Bxxxxx Residential Brokerage in Xxxxxx for June??

Me!

Why was I one of the top-selling agents?? Because… I am really good.

So if you, or someone you know, are looking to buy or sell a home please contact the very best.

Call Cxxxxxxx Bxxxxx Residential Brokerage

…and ask for me.

Jxxxxx MxXxxxxxx
xxx-xxx-xxxx

Boy, I’m convinced!

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2 Comments

Del says:

6/28/2004 at 7:04 am

I LOVE that…

P.S. in Outlook this text box extends over the screen funnily.

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Del says:

6/28/2004 at 7:05 am

I meant Explorer. Stupid news taking my thoughts away.

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